あっちへ行け!

Hold on to your privates, ladies and gentlemen

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

(Source: shehlovee, via baracknobama)

ernbarassing:

i just need more friends so more people can reblog my selfies

(Source: ernbarassing, via phobias)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via baracknobama)

i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

(Source: queenbradbury, via tightvaginas)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(via sniffing)

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money