あっちへ行け!

Hold on to your privates, ladies and gentlemen

frostied:

i wanna take a hot selfie but i look ugly 

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xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

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  • parents: get out of bed, why are u so lazy?!
  • parents: u need to get more sleep u look really tired

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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